After Moeen Ali trudged off the pitch he denied accusations he'd played deliberately shit. "I don't favour Muslim brothers from Pakistan. It's just a coincidence my form went and nothing to do with Islam".
Monday 26 October 2015
Wednesday 21 October 2015
Match Choice
Jeremy Corbyn was sad to have missed the Arsenal victory over Bayern Munich. "I had a prior engagement, there was nothing I could do. Besides I wasn't paying £64 for a Somali's head to block my view".
Tuesday 20 October 2015
Wednesday 14 October 2015
Kevin Pietersen's Lot
England played Pakistan in Abu Dhabi because their safety could not be assured by the foreign aid sponging whores. Captain Alastair Cook declared "We don't mind playing here as it's an opportunity to see...not every Muslim country is filthy dirty".
Tuesday 13 October 2015
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